Looking for a writer to, well, write? I’ve been in the copywriting and ad/pr business for a few years now, writing for industries I know absolutely nothing about. I’ve written websites, blog content, emails, and social media copy for companies in:

  • Creative Writing
  • Personal Finance
  • Real Estate
  • SaaS/B2B Tech 
  • Music Management
  • Marijuana Dispensation
  • Extermination Services

You heard me, I’ve written about money, weed, and bugs! Want to see a sample of my writing or talk about a different industry? Send your request here. 

(psst: artists! I also run a PR company with friends.)

Poetry Coaching

You know that saying that all English majors become teachers? I hate that saying. But, alas, I do teach, and I’m pretty good at it too.

My teaching experience includes coaching several slam poetry teams, hosting university-level writing workshops, and offering private consultations for manuscript editing and publishing. If you’re looking for private poetry help, I’d love to be your lyrical guru. 

For what it’s worth, I’m also a good tutor in algebra and physics. But, you probably didn’t find my site because you were looking for an annoying gay tutor from Wisconsin. 

Professional Editing

Looking to submit a manuscript to a professional book publisher? Good news! I’m anal about the semicolon and have strong feelings for the em dash. I also hate ambiguous antecedents and APA style. So, I would be happy to edit your manuscript. 

Book Reviews

Books need reviews. If authors want their books to sell, they need reviews on Amazon, Goodreads, and personal websites if they want to get ahead of sales algorithms. It sucks, but that’s late-stage capitalism!

I’d be happy to provide a book review and post it to several websites. Drop me a line!


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